New Edition of the Tatler

Posted: 13 Nov 2014 10:43 AM PST

By: Emily Phillips

Starbucks: A
Like stepping into a bubbly girl`s wonderland. It contained just the right amount of pumpkin spice blend, maintaining its integrity while not being overbearing. Slightly expensive, but you get what you pay for.

Biggby: B-
Actually tastes like pumpkin. It’s incredibly rich, and better consumed in small quantities. Rather expensive, but it’s prepared with great care.

McDonald’s: C
Most of the flavoring settled at the bottom, resulting in a rather bland taste. It ended up tasting more like vanilla with nutmeg. Reasonable price compared to big name coffee shops.

Dunkin Donuts: D-
A latte that is almost indescribable (in a bad way). It has an odd pumpkin liquid sugar taste and was rather burnt. The only decent part was the foam. (The Tatler editor disapproves.)

Posted: 13 Nov 2014 10:42 AM PST

Written By: Turkey Burgers Rap Productions
Produced By: J&B Subpar Records

Cincinnati born and raised,
Teaching English is how she spends her days.
Loves diet Dr. Pepper and chewy candy,
Enjoys having her classroom right next to Sandi.
Takes this year’s AP Group to Frisch’s,
Treated last year’s group like dirty dishes.
St. Ursula is where she went to school,
Don’t do your homework and she turns into a bull.
Use the internet and she kicks you outta class,
For a teacher she is full of sass.
She is like 7 casino online feet tall,
She can commonly be seen shopping at the mall.
Two words that describe her are evil and mean,
Her favorite color is lime green.
Some have called her a cat lady,
Amount of summer homework she gives is straight shady.
Attended Fairfield College in Connecticut,
While in college her favorite food was Halibut.
Taught at Lloyd for about 4 years,
Seeing kids graduate brings her to tears.

Posted: 13 Nov 2014 10:40 AM PST

This week in Chef Singleton’s kitchen, my assistant Lauren Trevor and I were feeling a little experimental. Lauren suggested that we make garlic and green onion hamburgers, and that is exactly what we did. Personally, I think they turned out pretty well. Try some and decide for yourselves:

Recipe:
* 1lb hamburger
* 3 garlic cloves
* ½ cup to a cup of chives
* Pinch of salt
* 3-5 pinches of garlic salt
* A pinch of pepper
* Olive oil for skillet preparation
* Buns

Reviews:
“Delicious. Excellent hamburgers.”
“Pretty Tasty.”
“It was definitely a hamburger.”

Posted: 13 Nov 2014 10:39 AM PST

By: Aryan Overstreet and Hayley Osborne

The weather is cooling, but our hearts aren`t. As we approach the holiday season, we should help those in need. Thanksgiving is only two weeks away, and as we are all excited about the delicious foods to come, we have to remember that there are many unfortunate families in our community.

So the Tatler staff will be hosting a canned food drive for those in need. Whichever fifth period class collects the most cans will have a Thanksgiving party courtesy of the Tatler. The party will be held on Tuesday the 25th, and it will consist of food, Thanksgiving fun, and more food.

Think about the families who would appreciate having a nice meal this Thanksgiving; one of the many things we take for granted. Help someone this holiday season by bringing in a can. Bring a can, create a smile, and give thanks

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